May 2013
harrysthefather:
DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN BE SAD FOR NO REASON
largebeard:
foodchewer:
*hides good snacks from family members*
shutupmerlin:
My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat...
2spookykarkat:
lucifersblog:
the-final-horcrux:
that awkward shiver that makes me look like im being possessed by satan
the awkward shiver that makes the person im posessing look cold
oh my god
me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic
The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
the-vashta-nerada:
today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
dustclouds:
i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
k-lionheart:
my-name-is-hilarious:
theyahoostaff:
yourfriendthecrow:
I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
I don’t know what I was expecting
me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on
imawanchor:
dylanofryin:
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
daddyfuckedme:
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
lolsofunny:
So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor”
and all I can think about is
taeomi:
if i post things that you don’t like and you still follow me
i hope you find $20 on the ground today
petparent:
poopflow:
do you ever feel like a plastic bag
No, I always feel like a Prada bag
jaseherondale:
childrapist666:
edwad:
jaseherondale:
Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is...
moltres:
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
